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June 12, 2003

HALL OF FAME PLACE TO RELIVE YOUR CHILDHOOD

If you grew up in South Florida, stopping at Jaxson’s very well may bring back childhood memories; after all, the place has been around for damn near 50 years. The experience begins when you enter the parking lot and spy the old-timey sign and bright bulbs illuminating the façade. The smell of popcorn wafts into your nostrils from a machine out front, where you’ll surely spend some time waiting in line either to get in or to reach the takeout window. When you do get inside, the first thing to greet you is a motley foyer of sweets, including all-day suckers, licorice whips and those colored buttons you have to chew off the paper. Antiquated signs and license plates line the walls, and a straw-boatered fellow may very well be playing the piano in the corner. If you really want to feel like a kid, order the infamous Kitchen Sink: Not only does it come with enough ice cream to feed a football team and every topping you could think to ask for, it’s actually served in a kitchen sink, crowned with sparklers and heralded by a siren as it makes its way to your table.

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BEST BOOKSTORE

In 1996, Joanne Sinchuk opened Florida’s biggest mystery-book retailer in Miami Beach. This year, she moved the store to Delray Beach, where she continues to host loads of signings by local and national mystery writers. Hollywood author Elaine Viets says Sinchuk persuaded her to write a South Florida-oriented series, after pointing out that so many locally set mystery series were written by men. (In May, Viets released Shop Till You Drop, the first book in her Dead-End Jobs series.) “[Sinchuk] and her staff know mysteries,” Viets affirms. “If you tell her you like to read hard-boiled mysteries or cozies, she’ll show you eight or 10 books to whet your appetite.”

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BEST USED-BOOK STORE


Run by a group of volunteers with a stock that is 100 percent donated, this store raises money for Brandeis University and its library in Waltham, Mass. In a relatively small space, the store’s operators have crammed 20,000 books, a large proportion of them fiction. Prices are $1 and up, depending on popularity and condition. Every so often, the store sells items for half price. Call to get on their mailing list for announcements.

BEST LIBRARY

Open since last October, this architectural showpiece in the historic black section of Fort Lauderdale is more than a repository of 75,000 books, documents, artifacts and related materials focusing on people of African descent. The 60,000-square-foot space also has an exhibition area for art, a computer lab, meeting rooms and a 300-seat auditorium. Only the third such center of its kind in the nation, it’s regarded by Broward County library director Samuel F. Morrison as a cultural bridge to celebrate art, dance, theater and literature. The community regards it as an invaluable asset.

BEST BOOK READINGS

Lots of authors read and sign copies of their work at bookstores. Surely, this is a good thing. But it’s not very creative. Florida Center for the Book takes readings to a whole new level. The group is constantly looking for a new twist on the reading, workshop and seminar formats. In April, for instance, the Florida Center boarded readers onto a Water Taxi and cruised the New River while Christine Kling read from her book Surface Tension, much of which is set on the New River.

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BEST THEATER COMPANY


Several local companies have more polish than The Sol. In terms of sheer chutzpah, though, only the Mad Cat Theatre (formerly known as Imajin) comes close, and that troupe’s productions have been sporadic at best. But in the past two years, the Sol has injected some badly needed testosterone into the local scene with the kind of theater that previously entailed a trip to Miami-Dade County. The Fort Lauderdale-based company’s productions, including Marisol, Cat’s Paw and a radical interpolation of Shakespeare’s As You Like It, have added an element of risk and excitement to South Florida theater. Its selections might not always make for sound economical choices, but these works have effectively defibrillated a moribund scene.


BEST MUSEUM ADDITION

The Norton’s new southwest wing opened in March, increasing the structure’s size by 75 percent and making the Norton the largest museum in Florida. Credit the wealthy populace of Palm Beach, who raised more than $30 million for the construction. Visitors have five new galleries of Chinese art to explore, as well as more space filled with European art created before 1870. At a time when cutbacks in state and federal arts-funding are badly pinching local museums, the ever-stately Norton, open since 1941, remains gloriously immune.

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BEST MUSEUM

The most vital, outward-reaching and scholarly art museum in the region takes its cues from charismatic executive director George S. Bolge. Beyond the array of cutting-edge shows such as the recent Modern and Contemporary Works: From the Private Israeli Collections and extensive permanent collections displayed on second-floor galleries, the museum honors artists every year in the prestigious Annual All-Florida Juried Competition and Exhibition, the 52nd edition of which returns June 18. With curators’ highlight tours, story-time hours for children, a film-and-video series and a calendar of social events for donors, this is a cultural entity with widespread community support. Too bad Bolge can’t be cloned to head the flailing Museum of Art in Fort Lauderdale, where he used to reign.


BEST ARTS CENTER

With the young and hip Samantha Salzinger as curator of exhibitions, the Art and Culture Center of Hollywood has taken on a higher profile. From the unbridled fun of Pamela Joseph’s multimedia installation The Sideshow of the Absurd to the nature-based intellectual grappling in the group show Modus Operandi, Salzinger’s exhibitions pack a punch. But the center is more than a showcase for visual art. The recently ended series Cross Fertilizations presented performances by the interdisciplinary movement artists known as Capacitor and Zephyr Dance and the wind quintet Imani Winds. Look for the space to hold theater classes this summer.

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BEST GALLERY — BROWARD


With the demise of Gallery Yes! in Wilton Manors and LaLush Gallery in Fort Lauderdale last year, local artists have fewer venues to show their work. Filling that gap is Glenn Lochrie, a third-generation Fort Lauderdale resident and owner of Florida Collectors Gallery. His eclectic taste is reflected in the contemporary Florida artists he carries, from the collectible landscapes and seascapes of the African-American men and women known as the Highwaymen to the paintings on wood scraps by Miami folk-art visionary Purvis Young to the perspective-jostling views of paradise by Plantation’s Mick Brandenberger. The gallery recently moved from Las Olas to Commercial Boulevard, doubling its exhibition space. Look for another expansion in November and an adjoining sculpture garden in the future.


BEST GALLERY — PALM BEACH


Located in the hopping retail-and-restaurant mecca of CityPlace, De Graaf Fine Art showcases a wide variety of local and international art. Among the South Floridians with works on display here are the inventive wood sculptor Philippe Guillerm; mixed-media artist Chris Yoculan; and figurative and abstract artist Geri Stunz Konstantin. The gallery also features the Chinese mixed-media artists the Zhou brothers; Cuban oil painter Alfredo Sosabravo; and India’s C. Jagdish, who makes whimsical papier-mâché masks.

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BEST GALLERY-HOPPING EVENT


On the first Saturday night in February, hop on the free trolley that visits eight veteran artists’ studios in the shadow of downtown Fort Lauderdale. Participants include Tin Ly, Francie Bishop Good, Mary Lou Siefker, Rosanna Saccocio, Madeline Denaro, Tobey Archer, Wilma Bulkin Siegel and Margi Glavovic Nothard representing painting, portraiture, photography, printmaking, metal, and neon sculpture. The artists are on hand, offering light refreshments and a chance to find out about their creative processes.


BEST OUTDOOR ART FESTIVAL


Whether you fancy vintage buttons, Mexican masks, tall iron crosses from France, silver candlesticks, Bakelite jewelry, Steiff stuffed animals, arts-and-crafts furniture, African carvings, centuries-old samplers, garden furniture, candelabra or thousands of other collectible items, head to West Palm Beach Antiques and Collectibles the first weekend of every month. Bargain hunters pay $10 to get in on Friday for first pick (or $12 for a three-day pass). Dealers have more time to answer questions that day; they also seem more willing to negotiate. Admission is only $6 on Saturdays and Sundays, but expect to deal with huge crowds, especially in February, when the number of on-site dealers increases.

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BEST PLACE FOR CUTTING-EDGE ART

Often-inexplicable artwork by the world’s best-known contemporary artists is presented on the site that once housed the equally progressive Lannan Foundation art center. One recent interactive exhibition allowed visitors to touch the fur of a dead dog. Until this Sunday, the institute is showing a group photography show, Imperfect Innocence, and large-scale video installations by Iñigo Manglano-Ovalle that highlight the architecture of modernist Ludwig Mies van der Rohe.


BEST RESPONSE TO RELIGIOUS CENSORSHIP


Because a single unidentified Fort Lauderdale Parks and Recreation employee found art teacher Ronald Rodney’s charcoal drawing “Pseudo Charity” offensive, it was removed from an exhibit in April at the city’s Mizell Cultural Center. The drawing depicts a man who resembles Pope John Paul II, a bony child and a vulture as a commentary on the inefficacy of religion to stem world hunger. Following the complaint, Rodney wisely took down his other 33 works, thus ending the exhibition. Now, Parks and Recreation officials are consulting the city’s legal department about an “official policy” in regard to art. Bureaucrats and lawyers determining acceptable definitions of art? We can’t wait!

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BEST PRUDES


When the Broward Art Guild presented its annual Tri-County Exhibition last September in the lobby gallery of the Coral Springs Center for the Arts (adjacent to the Coral Springs Museum of Art), a brouhaha erupted over the nudity portrayed in some artworks. Artists who had dropped off their pieces for consideration, including Mark Gierok of West Palm Beach, were told some wouldn’t even be seen by the judge because nudity isn’t permitted in the space — a directive from prudish Coral Springs city officials. Worst of all was guild director Sue Buzzi’s failure to inform artists of the policy, though she knew of it beforehand. This year’s Tri-County Exhibition will be held at ArtServe in Fort Lauderdale, and artists can submit all the nudes they want. Buzzi insists the change in venue is due to the re-carpeting of the gallery in Coral Springs.


BEST COMMUNITY ART PROJECT


Artists in residence Jan Kolenda and John Foster, who is head of the ceramics program at Broward Community College in Davie, conceived of an image depicting the Everglades. Now, they’re in the process of directing 30 volunteers, from children to senior citizens, in making the clay for a relief ceramic-tile mural to adorn an exterior wall of the Coral Springs Museum of Art. Funded in part by $10,000 from Office Depot and $20,000 from the city of Coral Springs, “The Everglades” will measure 17 feet high and 54 feet long. To coincide with the mural, BCC professor David McLean is redesigning the museum’s pond to resemble an Everglades wetland.

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BEST ART EVENT NO ONE SAW


Despite well-attended Paradise City arts festivals in Pennsylvania and Massachusetts, the Florida version has yet to catch on. Last December, when the show returned for its second year at the Broward County Convention Center, the organizers coordinated tie-in events with the Museum of Art in Fort Lauderdale to lure customers, but to little avail. The crowds that were expected didn’t materialize, perhaps because of the pre-Christmas scheduling of the weekend event or its being held at the same time as the Winterfest Boat Parade. Too bad for those who missed the selection of museum-quality fine art and designer crafts. They’ll have another chance when the festival — with 170 choice exhibitors — returns to the convention center Jan. 23-25, 2004.


BEST SHRINE TO PHOTOGRAPHY AS AN ART FORM


At this mecca of the picture-taking medium, visitors can travel the world through the spectacular imagery of superb photographers. Recent exhibitions include Judy Hoffman’s edgy digital photos from a center-sponsored trip to Peru and Kerry Stuart Coppin’s toned black-and-white prints of shots taken in Senegal, Cuba, Barbados and the United States. Look for the juried photo exhibition INFOCUS, which opens Thursday and runs through Aug. 9, and photos from the children’s FOTOcamps, to be displayed Aug. 16-Sept. 27. The five-day FOTOfusion festival, Jan. 27-31, 2004, is an educational opportunity for amateurs, who meet with master photographers for portfolio reviews. Lectures, workshops, seminars and field trips are also part of this hotly anticipated annual event.

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BEST SHRINE TO AN ARTIST


To say that Larry Clemons, the owner of Gallery 721, is obsessed with urban visionary painter Purvis Young is no overstatement. In January, he opened a six-week retrospective exhibition and sale of the lionized Miami artist’s work in Purvis Young: Art and Real Life, with a portion of sales going to a local charity. Clemons, an avid collector of Southern folk art, has perhaps the largest and best private collection of Young’s works. “I’ve helped Purvis the last 10 years, and he has given me art,” Clemons says. “If Purvis needs anything, he calls me, whether it’s money, food, travel or support.” Several times a month, Clemons drives Young from Miami to the gallery, where the artist has his own room filled with books and a large-screen TV to watch sports and documentaries.


BEST CHILDREN’S MUSEUM


Interactive fun is the hallmark of this unique outpost for small fry. Kids can experience the psychedelic art space known as Kenny’s Closet, by artist in residence Kenny Scharf, and entertain themselves in permanent exhibitions such as Global Village, a re-creation of cultures from around the world, and Earthworks, a look at the importance of recycling and protecting the environment. Recent traveling shows include Good Grief, a tribute to Peanuts creator Charles M. Schulz, and Not Sold in Stores, devoted to handmade toys and dolls by children in other countries.

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BEST PLACE TO LOSE YOUR MIND


The obvious choice: Where else is the worst of South Florida on display so openly and at all times of day and night than on I-95? It’s just you, the overcrowded road, the asshole in front of you who just cut you off and a conglomerate of other tense people moving at high speeds — except, of course, when traffic has ground to a halt because an 18-wheeler jackknifed across three lanes up ahead. It’s no wonder I-95 engenders so much hostility: the raised fist, the expletives, the desire to be elsewhere. We can’t help but lose it, because the conditions don’t lend themselves to anything else.


BEST PLACE TO PICK UP CITY LINK


We love our black boxes, we really do. But when it’s raining, you’re running late or your favorite corner location has already been emptied by way-cool people hungering for the most comprehensive and accurate guide to life in South Florida, don’t despair, dear reader. We are also available online and at all Blockbuster, Bally Total Fitness, Albertsons and 7-Eleven stores throughout Broward and Palm Beach counties. And if your ever-inquiring mind leads you into a Barnes and Noble Bookstore, we’re back in the newspaper section, next to those staid old dailies.

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BEST PLACE FOR A FIRST KISS


Since opening 56 years ago, Gold Coast has provided generations of anxious South Florida teens the ideal place to hold hands and work their way toward that delicious first kiss. Two silver disco balls reflect colorful beams of light during the couples’ skate. Owner Harold Wieselthier still hosts the legendary overnight skates so the kids have plenty of time to get past their inhibitions — if they don’t fall asleep first. Wieselthier bought the place in 1980 and proudly points out that Gold Coast is the oldest skating rink in Florida and the seventh oldest in the country. He keeps the joint hopping with school parties, fundraisers, the weekly gospel night on Mondays and the gay skating party that’s been held every Tuesday for the past 41 years. The original maple floor is still in place, and skaters can rent or buy old-school skates or inlines at prices that’ll take them back a few years.


BEST PLACE TO SHAKE THAT THANG


Almost all dancing is a celebration, though for many of us the gateway to the celebration is alcohol and lots of it. That point isn’t lost at Murphy’s Law, where drinking and dancing converge nightly, despite the fact that the Irish pub doesn’t actually have a dance floor. If not the floor, then where does one dance, you ask? The bar itself, of course. With a free shot of booze from the barkeep as the bait, the Murphy’s crowd is welcome to shake, gyrate and grind with shameless abandon on a 3-foot-wide rail of wood that can, under the wrong feet, become more like a high wire than a dance floor. This drink-for-dance tradeoff is best performed by women, because not only are women better dancers, but by the time a guy has put away enough alcohol to free his inhibitions, he’s way too sloshed to dance on a piece of wood that small.

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BEST PLACE TO BUY CREAMS, OILS AND PERFUMES


Behind a gold-and-orange-spotted façade with matching park bench sits a boutique as cute and quirky as its name suggests. Nestled in the equally offbeat Gateway shopping center, Scrubbing Bubbles offers fun bath products, from frankincense-and-myrrh soap cut to order and sold by the slice to duck-shaped bath confetti that melts in warm water. Perfumes, candles, incense, earrings, lingerie, cotton hankies, boxer shorts, handmade note cards, baby clothes, pajamas, bathrobes, packets of laundry soap and assorted knickknacks cover every wall, table and shelf. Even the wooden display cabinets are for sale. Owners Dana Davidoff and Wayne Abernathy obviously know girly girls love items in attractive packaging like tiny tins and tubes, decorated envelopes and pretty glass bottles tied with ribbon. All products are clearly labeled with prices, which are comparable to those of mall chains, and many goodies come in trial or travel sizes, so if a girl can’t spend like a diva, she can at least be queen for a day.


BEST DAY SPA — BROWARD


Contour Day Spa offers the usual menu of massages, facials and Pilates classes, along with the not-so-usual. How about a chocolate-raspberry body treatment? A creative gift certificate for that special someone is Contour’s focus. The Healing and Nurturing package ($450) includes a seaweed body wrap, a new haircut and much more. A recipient of the “Today’s Man” package ($199) gets a pedicure, Swedish massage and lunch. Or schedule an innovative event like a girl’s birthday party ($600 for a group of six, ages 8 to 13) for manicures, mini-pedicures, light makeup, juice drinks, pizza and birthday cake.

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BEST DAY SPA — PALM BEACH


Skin Apeel takes great pride in pampering its customers, which, considering the line of work they’re in, beats the hell out of the alternative. But the fact is it does its job very well, from the relaxing atmosphere to the purified water chilled with lemon ice cubes and complimentary snacks. If anyone can perform a serene chin wax, Skin Apeel’s employees can. The secret, they say, is a holistic approach that creates “a peaceful place where you can lose yourself for any length of time to heal mind, body and soul.” In accordance, the spa offers myriad treatments, many of them — such as the Balinese Beauty Ritual ($150 for two hours), Traditional Thai Massage ($150 for two hours) and Shirodhara Hair and Scalp Treatment ($75 for 50 minutes) — incorporating the spa’s Eastern theme. But nothing is more enticing than the Bamboo Lemoncrush Pedicure ($55 for 50 minutes), which Skin Apeel’s Web site seductively describes as a “totally Zen foot-fetish treat.” Now if that ain’t a happy ending.


BEST COUPLES MASSAGE


Known as Cupid’s Hour, the couples massage at the aromatic Diamante Day Spa nourishes the mutual attraction with a gratifying Swedish rubdown, the only disappointment of which is that it doesn’t last longer. This luxurious and rejuvenating 60-plus-minute session begins in the hot tub with an intimate and relaxing Roman bath. Two masseuses then take the couple to a candle-lit room with two tables about six feet apart, where New-Age music and the sound of trickling water set a soothing mood. From there, the couple escapes as if floating on soft pillows while they’re kneaded from head to toe, front and back, by highly skilled practitioners who whisper when they speak. At the end, they apply a warm compress to the upper back, and lastly, a warm towel on the whole back. The cost is $140, and every revitalizing and restorative moment is worth it.

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BEST YOGA ACADEMY


Despite its location near a railroad line, this self-described “house of om” provides a welcome refuge for the pursuit of peace, well-being and higher states of consciousness. The contortions are done in a traditional hatha style that is adapted to invite beginners while still challenging more-advanced yogis. Daily 90-minute classes feature a ritual of deep breathing, stretching, meditation and relaxation. Every Saturday, a sunrise class is held at 7 a.m. on the beach in Fort Lauderdale, and that night, the Warehouse hosts a free meditation-and-chanting workshop that includes a potluck vegetarian dinner.


BEST SWINGERS CLUB


More than four years after being raided by the Broward County Sheriff’s Office, the Trapeze II is still swinging. And swinging back. In February, eight of the 50 or so people who were arrested for having consensual group sex during the 1999 raid filed federal lawsuits alleging that the BSO caused them undue stress and humiliation by making their private peccadilloes public. While the aggrieved parties seek recompense for their suffering, the Trapeze II continues to fight for its’ customers’ right to share a three-way without worrying whether the cops are going to come before they do. That small comfort aside, Trapeze keeps its members coming back with a bar for taking the edge off, a hot tub for getting familiar and plenty of soft surfaces for playing touchy-feely. Single males are permitted but often shunned.

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BEST PLACE TO WORK OUT YOUR AGGRESSIONS


Now in its 13th year, U.S. 1 Fitness made its way into the national lexicon in 2001 when one of the suspected Sept. 11 hijackers trained there before later crashing United Airlines Flight 93 in an open field in Pennsylvania. That brush with infamy got U.S. 1 into the newspapers and on television, but it was publicity that owners Bert Rodriguez and Bonnie Canino, the latter a four-time world boxing and kickboxing champion, didn’t need. Long before Lebanese-born Ziad Samir Jarrah trained there, both Rodriguez and Canino had brought U.S. 1 Fitness into the limelight by training professional fighters and area amateurs, both male and female, in the combative arts. While the unfortunate twist of fate has added some color to the club’s history, it hasn’t changed its mission. Rodriguez and Canino welcome any and all who want to get in the ring, whether it’s to prepare for an upcoming bout or to get in shape and blow off steam. Classes are held throughout the week, and Saturday is sparring day.


BEST VACATION DIET PLAN


Cruises are well-known for their ongoing lavish displays of food. Just as one buffet ends, it seems, another begins. This year, however, cruising vacationers unintentionally discovered a way to melt pounds away while at sea. Some claimed to have lost as many as 10 pounds in a week on what we’re calling the Norwalk Virus Diet Plan. The plan, which involves eating soup, crackers and Pepto-Bismol and not straying far from the john, usually begins with an episode of gastrointestinal illness. In December, 114 of the 1,859 passengers aboard P&O Cruises’ Oceana, a British vessel operating out of Port Everglades, were reportedly treated for stomach problems, while 100 aboard Carnival’s Fascination, which docked in Miami, as well as Holland America’s Amsterdam and Disney’s Magic also suffered flu-type outbreaks.

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BEST PARK — BROWARD


The 666-acre Markham Park opened 30 years ago at the edge of the Everglades Conservation Area, back when gated communities and condo complexes weren’t encroaching on the River of Grass. While urban development now surrounds Markham, the park still offers sanctuary with a variety of outdoor activities, including a campground with 86 camping sites that have electricity and running water and five large picnic shelters, two of which can hold as many as 120 people. It also features such distinctive amenities as an observatory for stargazers, a model-airplane field, a biking trail and an equestrian course and is the only Broward County park that has a target-shooting range, which includes lighted skeet-trap fields and a mile-long automated sporting clays course. The athletically inclined can stay fit by swimming, biking, playing volleyball or whacking tennis balls here. Several lakes not only beautify the park but offer quality freshwater fishing. Two entrances for boaters provide access to the Everglades.


BEST PARK — PALM BEACH


Spread out over 900 acres, this Palm Beach County-owned park has a little bit of everything and more than its share of E’s. Okeeheelee is perhaps best known for its 170 acres of lakes, which are used for water-skiing (the park hosted the Southern Regional Championships in 2002), kayaking, fishing, boating and anything else a person might venture to do in or on a lake. The grounds also contain a golf course (27 holes), baseball fields (five), volleyball courts (six), children’s play areas (five), tennis courts (eight), football/soccer/rugby fields (five), picnic shelters (40), a BMX track, a nature center with interpretive trail and, in general, more recreational space than you are likely ever to require.

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BEST GOLF COURSE


This pick is a matter of practicality in that Polo Trace is in Delray Beach, making it more accessible than Emerald Dunes in West Palm Beach. The rub is both clubs are owned by the Emerald Dunes Group (along with Cypress Creek in Boynton Beach), a company familiar with the necessity of spoiling golfers. The secret, like anything else, is to provide a quality product while treating those willing to spend $130 a round how they deserve to be treated, which is to say, like someone spending $130 a round. (Hint: It’s cheaper out of season.) A traditional links-style course with rolling hills and low wetlands, Polo Trace offers a refreshing change of pace to South Florida’s typical palm-tree-studded, big-water fare. Despite three consecutive par fives and difficult par threes, the course remains playable for the Happy Gilmores of the world, of which there are plenty. Taking a page from golf’s Scottish roots, Polo Trace is worth playing for the spectacle alone. Pity most golfers would rather be the spectacle themselves.


BEST PLACE TO PLAY BEACH VOLLEYBALL


The sands adjacent to the Yankee Clipper on A1A boast nine regulation-size beach volleyball courts that are populated on weekends by amateur players and the occasional professional tournament. The city courts are raked regularly, and the nets are repaired quickly if they come undone or begin to sag, which isn’t often: They’re professional-quality and kept taut with steel airline cable that’s wrapped in 4-inch-wide tape on the top and bottom. Picnic areas are nearby, and court availability is first-come, first-served except when reserved for touring events.

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BEST PLACE TO CANOE BY THE LIGHT OF THE SILVERY MOON


The full moon shines a little brighter for canoeists at this 350-acre nature refuge, which provides an escape from the urban sprawl with monthly canoe tours that are lit only by the light of la luna. The two-hour outing snakes canoeists along three trails, including one that goes around Horseshoe Island, where flocks of native birds nest quietly in the trees. The length of the trip requires rowers to be in good shape and have an intermediary knowledge of how to navigate their watercraft, especially in the dark. The tour costs $9 per person and is typically limited to eight or nine canoes. Registration is accepted across Sheridan Street at the Anne Kolb Nature Center, which offers daytime canoeing and kayaking through the mangroves that spread toward Port Everglades.


BEST PLACE TO WALK ON WATER


The tide is never too high for you to walk across the Intracoastal at this beautiful Palm Beach County park. The wooden boardwalk stretches a quarter-mile across the water, taking you from the mainland to the so-called “island in time,” a pristine section of coastal habitat like that once covering Southeast Florida. On your way across, check out ghost crabs, spoonbills, turtles and other forms of wildlife who live in the shallow waters, or even a kayaker or two who has taken advantage of the park’s rental services. Enjoy the shade of the mangroves right before you saunter down the ramp to hit the cool, blue waters of the Atlantic. If a quarter-mile is too far for you to walk, an electric tram service runs every 15 minutes. The park’s other attractions include a nature center, picnic pavilions, a playground, a butterfly garden, vending machines, clean-as-hell bathrooms and live music after dark during every full moon.

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BEST PLACE TO RIDE A BIKE


You might not be able to afford to live in Palm Beach, but you can ride a bike there. And what a rich and rewarding ride it is. The opulent 5-mile path runs past mansions on Coconut Row that face the Intracoastal. Circle east to Ocean Boulevard and you’ll find more mansions facing the Atlantic. This is a bike path built for leisure, not speed, but with so many gaudy palaces to gawk at, it’s not something you want to hurry through anyway. Many of the hotels on the island rent bikes, so you can save yourself the hassle of bringing your own.


BEST PARK TO RUN, RIDE, ROLL, WALK AND FLIP

With tracks and courses for runners, bikers, skateboarders and Rollerbladers, Brian Piccolo is the picture of constant movement, all of it vigorous, some of it requiring protective headgear. Joggers and recreational cyclists stay fit on three paths that range from 1 to 2 miles in length. Serious cyclists riding strictly for speed work out at the 333.3-meter, high-banked track at the Velodrome, which also has a 200-meter track for inline skaters. Noncompetitive bladers can freewheel it at Piccolo’s skate park, where extreme skateboarders (and BMX bikers, on Tuesdays) risk cracking their headgear by swooping their rides off one of the ramps. Brian Piccolo also has 12 clay tennis courts, two lighted basketball courts, three soccer/football fields, two cricket grounds, four softball fields, six racquetball courts and a fishing pond for people who prefer to remain stationary.

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BEST PLACE TO SKI WITHOUT A BOAT


No boats, hassles or choppy water is the lure for wakeboarders and skiers at the Ski Rixen. The only system of its kind in South Florida (there are 79 worldwide, mostly in Germany), the Rixen is a large-scale pulley system that allows a water-sports daredevil to hook his board to a cable that pulls him along a glassy lake. The looming mechanical structure adds to an already unique list of water-related activities at the 430-acre Quiet Waters Park, which also has a freshwater beach, fishing holes and the children’s water playground Splash Adventure. Board and ski rentals are available at the Ski Rixen, which hosts annual Cable Wakeboard Tour national competitions.


BEST PLACE TO BURN RUBBER


If you’re over 18 and feel the need for speed, then put the petal to the metal and engage in any other racing clichés you can think of. From 6 to 11 p.m. Wednesdays and Fridays, drivers can test their skills and their cars on Moroso’s quarter-mile drag strip without having to worry about getting a ticket. Enjoy an evening of friendly racing, a time run or the settling of a grudge. It cost $15 to race and $10 to watch.

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BEST PLACE TO ICE-SKATE


The mecca (if we may use that word freely in these terrifying times) for all things skating is located, according to the Incredible Ice Web site, “just 12 miles northwest of Fort Lauderdale.” That’s not as close as it sounds, considering the only freeway that runs through Coral Springs is the Sawgrass Expressway. No mecca, however, can ever be too far out of the way, and that holds true for this one. Casual skaters, hockey players and figure skaters have no trouble driving to the 75,000-square-foot facility, which has two full-size rinks, a fitness club, a pro shop that sells equipment and accessories, five party rooms and the Breakaway Bar and Grill.


BEST PLACE TO GO SKINNY-DIPPING

First a caveat: Skinny-dipping is illegal in Palm Beach County. Even so, many a beachgoer continues to strip down and wade into the moonlit waters off this slice of pristine beachfront. What makes this beach more enticing than others in the county is its laid-back and not-too-crowded atmosphere. Best of all, this beach doesn’t sit in the shadow of any skyscraping condominium.


BEST PLACE FOR A MOONLIT WALK

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SPIRIT


BEST PLACE TO BUY A DOZEN ROSES


The ultimate, can’t-go-wrong gift for any woman is 12 perfect roses. At this floral emporium, they come in 20 different shades — depending on season and availability — including yellow, pink, peach, white, purple and two-tone varieties such as yellow with orange tips. Red, the best-selling color, is always in stock. Long-stemmed reds in a grower’s bunch sell for $13.50 a dozen, while any other color costs $12.75. In a basket with greenery and caspia, a dozen medium-stemmed roses go for $44.50, and a vase of the long-stemmed flowers with eucalyptus and a bow costs $55. Whatever dozen you choose, the roses are guaranteed by Field of Flowers to last five aromatic days.

BEST PLACE TO BUY TWO DOZEN ROSES


King’s has previously been recognized on these pages as the best place for gluttons to purchase lunch. Recognizing the gourmet grocery in a new category should by no means suggest that one of its mattress-size sandwiches couldn’t still feed the cast of Under the Rainbow. Instead, this should be seen as another notch in the belt for a store that does equal justice to quantity and quality. The roses are kept in a prominent display near the store’s entrance, packaged with full stems intact and sold for a mere $15.99. For that price — and the certain gratitude it will buy — you can’t afford not to purchase them.

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BEST PLACE TO PROPOSE MARRIAGE, MILITARY


Technically, Mayport is out of our circulation area. But since it’s the last place for American soldiers to make what could be a final embrace with a potential spouse before being shipped to a war zone, we made an exception in this case. For South Florida military people and their lovers, Mayport is where couples declare the depth of their commitment. If you want to be with your sailor till death do you part, this is the place to say so.


BEST PLACE TO PROPOSE MARRIAGE, CIVILIAN — BROWARD


Swans mate for life. And you can watch them swimming, sleeping, grooming and savoring each other’s company in the quiet enclaves of the Bonnet House, a mansion near the sea in Fort Lauderdale. With 35 acres of pine forest and lawn to explore, this is a romantic place with many secret corners for kissing and pledging eternal love. Walk to the compound’s far end, around the lake and past the bridge, to be alone with your sweetheart. Speak the magic words, then plan your wedding on the exquisite grounds.

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BEST PLACE TO PROPOSE MARRIAGE, CIVILIAN — PALM BEACH


As legend has it, in February 1898, Harry DuBois led his date Susan Sanders up 105 steps to the top of the Jupiter Inlet Lighthouse, where he proposed marriage from a perch that once offered the best view of Palm Beach County. The adjoining shoreline has been radically altered by development since Harry pledged his eternal devotion to Susan, but the Lighthouse is still standing for couples ready and willing to make that great and scary leap of faith. The steep and circuitous climb to matrimonial promise can be made any Wednesday through Saturday when tours are offered, or on Valentine’s Day, when the Loxahatchee River Historical Society opens the lighthouse for its Toast at the Top event. Couples who become engaged or who renew their vows on Valentine’s Day receive a long-stemmed rose, a digital photo of the moment, a box of chocolates and a glass of champagne. There are rules, however: To ensure firm footing, sandals are prohibited. Because the lighthouse is on U.S. Coast Guard property, a docent must be present. And no one less than 4 feet tall is allowed. The most important rule, of course, is don’t propose unless you’re really, really sure the question will be answered in the affirmative, because the walk down could be a lot longer than the walk up.


BEST PLACE FOR A QUICKY MARRIAGE


All you need is a marriage license from the county to tie the noose — sorry, the knot — of eternal commitment at Vows. Located just a tossed wedding bouquet from Uncle Funny’s Comedy Club and the Kabooms entertainment center, Vows can carry out the ceremony in one of two locations: at the drive-through window or the 75-seat on-site chapel. Not only will your wedding be fast, it’ll be cheap. To get married driving through the Tunnel of Love (which isn’t actually a tunnel) costs $100 on weekends, $50 during the week. An inside job at the chapel will set you and the betrothed back up to $2,695. Bring your own rice.

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BEST PLACE TO BREAK UP


Once you’ve either said or heard, “Sorry, this isn’t working out,” there’s no point in wallowing over the failings of your former mate. The Himmarshee district gives the newly unattached the ideal setting for moving on to someone new, with Friday night the best time to cut bait and cast the next line. Scores of on-the-make singles teem from bar to bar, all within a city block. And best of all, the variety of them creates a diversity of fresh options: the my-baby-done-left-me blues-rock of The Poor House; the ear-splitting-do-you-come-here-often crush of Rush Street; the now-there’s-someone-who’s-casually-elegant glow of Himmarshee Sidebar; the dressed-down-take-it-or-leave-it-grunge of Tavern 213; and the don’t-speak-let’s-dance escapism of Venú, among others. Some of the bars are open until 4 a.m., leaving plenty of time to begin again with someone who’s nothing like that last loser you dumped or were dumped by.

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BEST BEACHSIDE PARK FOR A PICNIC

Wedged between the Atlantic Ocean and the Intracoastal Waterway, Birch State Park sits on the sort of high-priced real estate that developers would bribe city officials to get at. They’re too late, thanks to Hugh Taylor, who donated the 180-acre Birch State parcel to the state in the 1940s to protect it from builders. The result is a stretch of beachfront property that, aside from the paved pathways, playgrounds and picnic pavilions, looks and feels very much as it did before the park opened in 1949. Picnickers who want to throw a shindig can rent one of three pavilions for $63.60 a day. But there are plenty of less formal, well-shaded spaces — with waterside views of the Intracoastal — for laying down a blanket and breaking bread.


BEST PLACE TO BIRD-WATCH


Loxahatchee was created in 1951 through the Migratory Bird Conservation Act, so it stands to reason that this would be the best place to observe the majesty of feathered flight. Located on the northern edge of the Everglades six miles west of Boynton Beach, Loxahatchee’s 147,000 acres provide nesting ground for great blue heron, little blue heron, black-crowned night heron, anhinga, wood storks, white ibis, great egrets, cattle egrets and snowy egrets. The high season is the winter months, when northerners, including migratory waterfowl and singing passerines, flock toward Loxahatchee’s watery beds.

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BEST PLACE TO PEOPLE-WATCH


Some ideas are so perfect you wonder why someone didn’t think of them sooner. Take for instance, the inside sitting areas at Broward Mall near Burdines, Dillard’s and the food court. Each of the three rest stops is set in a circle under a skylight and furnished with contemporary, two-toned chairs that are comfortable and tasteful-enough to improve most family living rooms. The only thing missing is the television. But who needs TV when scores of people, many weighted with bored spouses and oversize shopping bags, parade past through the mall all day long? And with the sun pouring in through the ceiling, people-watchers can even work on their tans.


BEST PLACE TO GET AWAY FROM PEOPLE


Need a little fresh air and a place to stretch your legs? A getaway from solving problems and having to talk to anyone? Well, friend, a Florida Marlins baseball game at Pro Player Stadium is your ticket to creating some space between you and the next guy. With vast parcels of seating to choose from at the oversize Pro (especially during midweek afternoon games), there’s no better place to get some peace and quiet. Feel free to hang your feet over the empty seat in the row in front of you. Toss your raincoat over the seats to either side. Stand up, because no one is behind you. Dance wildly to the music played between innings. See how far you can toss your hot dog wrapper without hitting anyone. Drink beer and belch. Sing “Take Me Out to the Ball Game” in any key you like. Take a nap. Read a book. Sit through three cracked bats, four pitching changes and 14 foul balls in the bottom of the eighth. Move to a seat behind the dugouts in the top of the ninth because everyone else has gone home. Watch the on-deck hitter spit. When the game ends, return to your regular life.

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BEST HEAD SHOP


The head trip at Peace Pipe is sorting through the massive quantities of mind-bending pipes that take up about one-third of the shelf space at this recently expanded shop. Owner Matt Moore and his Deadhead-style dad, Jerry, specialize in psychedelic, heat-resistant glass water pipes whose shapes and colors curl and swirl like the smoke that blows through them. For the more discreet smoker, the store sells pocket-size wooden pipes, metal cigarette cases and nicely designed stash bags. Plenty of accessories also are for sale, including lava lamps, about 100 kinds of incense and several racks of black T-shirts and ladies’ tank tops stenciled with biker, rocker and doper images.


BEST NEW-AGE STORE


A treat for the senses with soft music, incense and colorfully lush scarves, The Goddess Store carries aromatherapy products, CDs, cute specialty gifts and, of course, goddesses (and even a few gods). The selection of goddess statues spans many cultures and media such as metal and stone. Classes — including sessions on belly dancing, flamenco and women’s self-defense, plus regular drum and dance circles — are held in a generous space at the back of the store. This is also the place to go if you happen to be looking for a spangly-sparkly belly-dancing outfit.

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BEST BEACH PARKING

The best deal in beach parking is reserved exclusively for Fort Lauderdale residents. While it costs $6 for “other people” to park in this lot before 6 p.m. or $3 after 6 p.m., residents must pay a mere dollar any time, for the entire day. All you need is a Resident Reduced Rate Parking Card (valid for two years), which costs only $3.18. It can be purchased with proof of residence (in the form of a utility or cable bill) at the Parking Services Division at 290 N.E. Third Ave. The parking lot has plenty of spaces, and tree-covered picnic tables, sports courts and bathrooms dot the beach. The lot is within walking distance of many restaurants, bars and swimwear stores.


BEST DAY TRIP


The works of famed Everglades photographer Clyde Butcher can occasionally be viewed at various galleries and museums locally, but what better place to see photos of nature than in the environment in which they were taken? Butcher’s gallery sits between Naples and Miami on the Tamiami Trail, which, for anyone who doesn’t know, means it’s in the middle of a nature preserve. His small building is nestled in dense woods, which suits Butcher fine, since he spends most of his life entrenched in muck and swamp, waiting for the perfect moment to snap a picture with his large-format box camera. The results of his patience cover the walls of his gallery, in some cases literally, since he is capable of printing photos large enough to step into. At certain times of the year, the photographer even hosts “Muck-Abouts” into the swamp, taking visitors into the habitat he so dutifully captures on film.

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BEST SECRET GARDEN


Yeah, Palm Beach is one of the toniest places on Earth, but one of the richest experiences you can have here is absolutely free. The gardens adjacent to the very posh cultural center was created in 1938 by the Garden Club of Palm Beach and displays a diversity of tropical plants. Much of the space is shaded and has a well-maintained, overgrown look. This is a great place to hide from the world. The grounds boast several reflecting ponds, a beautiful Oriental arch, a dry wishing well and a coral walkway carpeted by moss. Food and drinks are not allowed, so leave the picnic basket at home. But if you have an appetite for serenity, nature and beauty, this is the place.


BEST ARTISTIC DONATION


In April, Fire and Mud owners Erik Evans and Sara Gold made, from scratch, 200 ceramic bowls to be filled with soup and sold for $15 each in Interfaith Empty Bowls dinners at the Unitarian Universalist Church in Oakland Park and the Sunshine Cathedral in Fort Lauderdale, in order to benefit the hungry. The studio owners were so modestly paid by the churches that their costs weren’t even covered. Still, they donated larger decorative bowls for a silent auction at the event to raise more money for the Cooperative Feeding Program. “I’d do it again,” Evans says, “because of the opportunity to be part of something bigger than us.” That’s not all: He and Gold have donated their handmade art plates to the Great Plate Affair, a spring benefit at the Coral Springs Museum of Art, for the past two years.

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BEST HUNGER-RELIEF EVENT


For the past seven years, radio hosts Paul Castronovo and Young Ron Brewer, along with various sidekicks, celebrities and fans, have held a marathon on-air fundraiser to support the Daily Bread Food Bank and the hundreds of agencies that rely on it to help feed the hungry in our area. This year, the gang returned to Bass Pro Shops Outdoor World, where for 52 straight hours the week of Thanksgiving (from 6 a.m. Monday until 10 a.m. Wednesday), they broadcast live and threatened, demanded, pleaded with and otherwise inspired their listeners to contribute 869,000 pounds — no, that is not a typo — of food. According to the station, this year’s total of 432.5 tons of food is a record for the largest amount of food donated in any single event in the United States. The impact of the marathon extends far beyond the event itself. Taking the issue of hunger to their listeners at a time when all were focused on giving thanks for the goodness in our own lives, Castronovo and Brewer offered a powerful incentive and call to action. Start stocking up on canned goods for the next drive now.


BEST PLACE TO DONATE YOUR TIME


The Wildlife Care Center’s mission is to rescue, rehabilitate and release native wildlife that has been harmed or displaced. A typical day may see rescues and deliveries of everything from opossums to armadillos to red-shouldered hawks to sandhill cranes. It also cares for and puts up for adoption domestic animals that have been abandoned or injured and brought there. The biggest challenge comes during baby season, from March through September, when the center often cares for as many as 300 infant animals every day; most of these are birds, and many require hand-feeding. The center also needs volunteers for on-site animal care, pickups and rescues. With native habitat steadily decreasing, its mission to save our endangered wildlife becomes even more critical with each passing day.

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BEST FAUX KEY WEST EXPERIENCE


Right up the street from the packaged, upscale chic of CityPlace sits a charming throwback to the original, relaxed Florida. In three 1920s-era Key West-style peach and aqua cottages on a half-acre spread, Around the World houses five separate art galleries and an eclectic, friendly café serving everything from salmon and grilled chicken shish kebabs to bacon cheeseburgers. But most of all, this is a place to relish a funky, laid-back environment filled with good cheer and artwork from around the world. It’s open only Thursdays through Sundays, with live music on Friday and Saturday nights performed by an R&B-flavored pop musician named M.R.T. Williams. And in true Key West fashion, the whole shebang is presided over by a quasi-eccentric, motor mouth entrepreneur, self-promoter and bug-killing inventor named John C. Jackson. He has spent $500,000 of his get-rich-quick bonanza purchasing and restoring the quaint buildings that make up his dream arts village. You shouldn’t miss it.

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